The Princess Diaries

The Princess Diaries is about every young girl's dream coming true, mostly because it spends a whole 90 minutes portraying that ultimate employment opportunity of all - being a royal. Where else can you do so well for yourself without possessing any skill whatsoever?

Amelia (Mia, played by Anna Hathaway), a 15-year-old mass of curly hair, bony knees and nerves, is growing up in San Francisco with her mother, an artist. Mia has a very vague idea about who and where her father is.

Now Mia and her friend Lily, both of who are about as coordinated as the thou....