Oh, how we wish there was a way everyone with a hankering to see their magnificent selves on celluloid could do so without inflicting their "xpozays" on the unwitting public, or, even more importantly, the hapless film reviewer. And how we wish for a world where star sons got to produce "blockbusters" that only busted their own residential blocks, and Himmesh Reshammiya could pimp out to his heart's content so he could show off only to his friends.
Sadly, though, those are just wishes, and reality is The Xpose.
Let's get the story done with, first. Ravi Kumar (H....