"I want to ride the bike into the den. I want to take it into the car wash. I want to honk, honk, honk while it gets rubbed and scrubbed about. I want to blinga-linga-ling while juggling with jugs. I want to keep gyrating my hips and keep using this fake Indian accent to make people laugh. This is the funniest part of the movie. I want to ruba-dub-pup with some puppies! Oh, yeah..."
There. The only thing funny about Van Wilder, and his movie. Of course, he didn't say any of that trashy fluff. His assistant did, his dialogue writer did, and he followed them.