You just have to hand it (the Nobel Peace Prize or something to that effect) to us. The fact that we go to these movies week after week after week, and write these reviews to warn gullible public against venturing into (or anywhere near) theatres playing these mindless flicks should be enough to give us a sure-shot chance at a nomination for such an award, and a reasonable chance of winning one.
Imagine the amount of violence we are preventing, after all - not only do we not actively seek out the directors of these movies with an intention to cause grievous bodily harm, but we a....