Once upon a time a man walked into a restaurant. He dressed himself to the nines, but those big pockets had little to no money in them. To coax out some free food, he walked up to the owner of the restaurant and began complimenting him. He started small by saying the restaurant looked like a fine establishment and smelled of great food. He followed that up by asking who the owner of such a beautiful eating establishment could be. When the owner of the restaurant pointed to himself, the man feigned surprise and began complimenting him. His plan was in motion.