The recipe for XXX is straight out of the James Bond formula for filmmaking that people love so much. However, the execution of that recipe is like my execution of the recipe to make sambar, and even the worst James Bond movie will look like Indiana Jones when compared to this pretender. Very surprising, when you consider that this director-star team also made the smash hit The Fast And The Furious. XXX is fast and it is furious as well, but they seem to have forgotten to add a story and some logic to it, making it intriguing for anyone with an IQ less than that of a retarded jellyfish.