American Bond 009 (Black Cat II)

Mary had a little lamb
You've heard this tale before.
But did you know she passed her plate
And had a little more?

Now, Mary's just been used
In the way action has been fused
Into this movie, just for the sake
And a purpose that's obviously fake.

Our heroine's body was cut, where she'd put her clip,
And inside was placed a snazzy gizmo microchip.
To combat evil causes was this done
'Yes!' we thought, 'This will be fun.'

But now she just stares blankly in every scene
She's either stoned or the worst ac....