"Hi! I'm Amitabh Bachchan. People call me the Big B. Not because of my name but because I make Big Bucks. I make huge bucks. I make mega bucks. I make… you get the picture. In that attempt I've done this film. A part of being successful is to be aware of the happening fads. To this end, I got a wig that resembles current pretty boy runt Vivek Oberoi's hair do. In this film I play Dr. Sidharth Sinha, an old hand whose only wish in life is seeing his hospital fully titivated and polished. He has a son that… here he comes himself…"
"Puff, puff… pant, pant! Hi! I'm Anil Kapoor and I....