Asoka

What happens when you give bubble gum chewing airheads some expensive film, three meters of cloth and a history textbook? Well you get Ashoka - oh no, pardon me all over the place, Asoka!

A film made by scheming warlocks on a moonless night, Asoka seems to have thrown in some fancy-schmancy visual work, midriff baring bimbettes, a hero who seems to be a cross between Rambo and the Planet Of The Apes, and a certain Anu Malik who has a certain penchant for cacophony, all into the same cauldron, and let them simmer gratefully on a low flame. And when the Kalinga war begins....