This movie is as close to a take-off at Basic Instinct as possible. But there
are a few problems here. One, Madonna replaces Sharon Stone. Two, Willem Defoe
replaces Michael Douglas. Three… what other reason do you need to keep away
from the movie?
Madonna is the only reason why anyone might see this movie. The problem being, you'll kick yourself later for committing such a stupid mistake. She can't act for nuts. With an expression that defies the adjective "wooden" itself, her emoting requires that you have significantly developed deductive powers t....