The title credits roll, and you see some of the most famous lovers in history, getting your appetite all worked up for the magic of good-ol-romance churned out by someone whose movies aren't exactly the worst ever.
Our hero Shyam (Varun Sandesh), however, falls in love with Anshu (Sanchitha Padukone), over a lecture by a teacher, as he, the teacher, and a bunch of sleazy boys sit behind a rock to ogle at their female classmates as they frolic in the sea.
And, let us tell you, this isn't the worst of the absolute inanities that Chammak Challo throws at you.
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