12 dead bodies. 13 pairs of legs, attached to 13 women, mostly Playboy models,
who shed their clothing at the slightest excuse. Exploding sailboats with fireballs
attached. A topless dance rehearsal. A secret agent in what has got to be the
tiniest mini-skirt in the history of the universe. Yes, director Drew Sidaris
has entered the big league with The Dallas Connection, a soft-core porn flick
that has all the above and features 1993 Penthouse Pet of the Year Julie Strain,
the only villain in film history who has to have sex with anybody she kills.
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