Nope, we haven't yet figured out why it's called 'Gothika'. Or why everyone but Robert Downey Jr has such a bad haircut. But the latest virtually bloodless supernatural thriller will make you question a lot more, not least of which is the plot.
Halle Berry is Dr. Miranda Grey, a brilliant (or so we're told) criminal psychologist who counsels the inmates of an eerily-lit penitentiary straight out of Transylvania. If that isn't recipe for disaster right there. Her colleague Pete Graham (the delectable Downey Jr) is hitting on her and she's resisting, on account of being enormously....