Secret Window

Johnny Depp, all saddled and dolled up, has taken Hollywood's bull by its corporate horns, and waxed and caressed his reputation as one of the finest actors around. To collect the collateral on that reputation, Johnny boy plays a little hopscotch and does Secret Window, adapted from a Stephen King novella (Secret Window, Secret Garden).

Now Stephen King is a man that can make a crib look scarier than the possessed baby eating a Barbie salad inside it. Depp plays the typical writer, Mort Rainey, looking for an idea for his new book; complete with caramel soaked hair, and living i....