Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham

Now here's a movie that has more stars than the American flag does, and is so imaginative that you could let your brains take a walk in the garden and return after an hour only to discover you didn't need them at all in the first place.

Unlike its rather promising title, Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham has just a little khushi and a great deal of gham. The flick takes lengths to new lengths, as we first deal with the ghastly long title and then, the ominous length of the flick - about 3 hours and 59 minutes.

The movie starts to assault our senses right from the ....