What do you get when you take the best director in Hollywood, give him a script full of quick-witted dialogue and plenty of mush, and add a solid cast of experienced actors? I don't know, but it sure as hell isn't Maid In Manhattan. It's a Wayne Wang film, which means that there are three parts crap for every one part watchable movie, and the crap comes first, and there are only three parts. The majority of the ideas in Maid In Manhattan are horribly plagiarized, and the original ideas are godawful. I am convinced that every Jennifer Lopez movie is a sign of the Apocalypse.