Khoobsurat, touted to be the remake of a 1980 film of the same name, has as much in common with its namesake as ancient khadau slippers have with their diva-fied versions by the likes of Yves Saint-Laurent, in that both films revolve around the basic premise of a lively scatter-brain coming in to save a family from imploding into their own dullness. Apparently it took Bollywood's very own Disney princess to find the potential for an actual Disney romance in a story that is as dependable as it is cliché.
And Khoobsurat is so cliché that, if you read or watch romances at....