Khullam Khulla Pyaar Karenge

You can never accuse Govinda of trying to make it to the Filmfares, nor his movies of being classy. But all in all, they have a class of their own. There is a Govinda Algorithm (GA) by which this class derives its soul. So, we will try to benchmark Kullam Khulla Pyar Karenge against the GA first. Let's see what we have. All Govinda movies have:

1. A main character, Govinda himself, who tries to squeeze himself in shortening-by-the-day clothes, while he also tries to go short on intelligible vocal matter.

2. Kader Khan, in the role of father, father-in-law, neighbor or emp....