Those of you who are (un)lucky enough to have a sister (and if she is unmarried),
here's a warning. The next time you see her coming towards you, bright-eyed and
wearing a charming smile, don't think for one tenth of a second, just run! Sisters
are not what they look like; they are the personified version of everything that
can go wrong with you, the cause of every misery you face, just to get themselves
married. They will make you sacrifice your love, sell your house, work overtime,
fight on the roads, put your "pagdi" at her father-in-law's feet, and much more.