Okay, so we know you don't care for the plot. Neither did the makers. And frankly, if there was one, we don't even remember it. So let's cut to the chase and quickly talk about the saleable elements of Mastizaade.
Firstly, we see a lot of Sunny Leone in Mastizaade. Um, we are talking about the dual role. There are twins, and one is Laila, the Sunny Leone we are used to seeing - you know, that one who causes ...moist sleep-induced hallucinations (the best we can do with parliamentary language). The other is the twin Lily who is supposed to be the goofy, stuttering one. To Leone's....