Ocean's Twelve

This is tough, real tough. How are we, without using a cliché, supposed to tell you that sequels should never be made? Well, we cannot use a cliché as that makes us sound highly blasé. And we would rather be non-blasé than use a cliché.

Ocean's Twelve is an improvement over its prequel in that the title is grammatically correct (notice the apostrophe that was missing in Oceans Eleven). Having Catherine Zeta-Jones does not hurt either. The script, though, is conspicuous by its absence. Pardon the cliché.

It has been three years since the Bellagio heist, and....