Shallow waters run deep or some arcane crap like that. Count out Hal (Jack Black).
He is about as shallow as they come, thanks to starting off on his wrong foot
with some really corny advice given by his dad on his deathbed, which is to "never
settle for anything less than the best" (that is when it comes to them chica bonitas).
The last thing anybody needs to take seriously is advice from a guy, let alone from a guy who's just about to kick the bucket. But not ol' Hal! According that stuff the status of manna from the heavens, he sets out on a woefully pathetic lif....