TABLE NO. 21 REVIEW
Prerequisites to being sinister:
1.Model-turned-actress whose endowments short stop of her brain; check.
2.Exotic locales; check.
3.Locales as remote as exotic; check.
4.One "strong" character, preferably male; check.
5.One "villain" with a dysfunctional wardrobe, preferably male; check.
6.One "sinister" catchphrase, to be repeated once every 5 minutes; CHECK!
If you make it look like a duck, quack like a duck, and swim like a duck; then it probably is a duck, right? This seems to be the reasoning with which the makers of Table N....