Three things happen when Tiger Zinda Hai makes its way into your eye-sockets. During those initial stages where the film sets up the narrative dominos: One, we find terrorists that speak English to their own countrymen instead of their native language. Two, we find Tiger (Salman Khan aka Bhai) fight a pack of wild wolves (bad optics right there). And three, Girish Karnad's Shenoy says "Tiger Zinda Hai" in that measured tone only he can muster. The filmmakers clearly do not want you forgetting the name and nature of the movie you walked into - nor do the set of howling lads seated in the front,....