Total Siyapaa

There are times when even the quirkiest of characters can't save a movie which is determined to be bogged down by a lazily written screenplay. We won't be mincing our words this time around, because we are hugely disappointed, and so, we will go ahead and admit that, yes, the first line holds totally true for Total Siyaapa.

To begin with, why are we so coy about representing physical intimacy between two (adult & heterosexual - so there goes the “taboo" card) people who are planning to get married? However, in the same movie, we can see a much-married man drooling around a leg....