Welcome to the world of fast women and faster cars! Nope, we didn't get the order wrong, and we are not MCPs either. Despite all the respect we have for their ability to stoop down to our level in their quest to become our equals, we still think it is unfair to expect a 160 mile an hour woman, even if she is Marion Jones!
So, how fast do you like it? Put that top down, fill up that tank, pressurise those nitrous oxide cylinders, clean that carburettor, get in the saddle, push that gas pedal all the way down, and rip away with the wind in your hair and, as Jolie said in Gone In 60 Second....