Around The World In Eighty Days

Phileas Fogg (Steve Coogan) is a madcap inventor whose motto for his valet is, "I am here to provide a positive employment experience. So, please direct your aggravations elsewhere". And it works, too. Um umm… like a charm. They direct, not only their aggravations but the rest of them as well, elsewhere. With a high employee turnover rate, Phileas knows that good help is hard to find.

And when he finds Passepartout (Jackie Chan) who willingly slaps on a jetpack on his ass and zooms off to shatter the 60 miles per hour speed barrier (!), Phileas is thrilled to finally meet ....