Troy

Troy!
(The reviewer apologises for saying 'butt' where she meant 'but'. In her defence, she hasn't been able to think of much else all afternoon.)

Ah! The magnificent story of Troy,
Doctored, played with; as if a toy
The good-looking blonde, O he is a boy,
And he will show butt for he isn't coy.

Butt the blonde Brad, why is he even there?
Not to act, for he doesn't really care
To the character of Achilles he isn't fair
And like Aniston he looks a great share.

Butt, Achilles is a warrior who reigns supreme
The thought of 'immortality' makes....