Despite the fact that on several occasions in the past you have blatantly ignored our advice and gone on to watch perfectly bakwas movies, we still have a duty to do. So, in the interests of public safety, here’s our Miranda warning regarding this particular motion picture: You have the right to not watch this movie. Anything you see can and will be used against you in a court of law. Possibly at an insanity hearing. You have the right to speak to a lawyer, although if you force him to sit through said movie, he might quadruple his charges. If you cannot afford a lawyer well, ....