Hi. I’m Chinna. If you have ever been in any jail, you’ll recognize me. I specialize in confessing to murders that I did not commit. There are 2 ways of looking at this. Both of them make me look dumb. Which I am. Sometimes I am so dumb, you just want to beat me up with the closest metal object. Go ahead and do it. I’ll confess to even that. There must be some clause in the IPC which allows you to surrender for beating yourself up.
I think it’s time for a formal introduction. But I never do anything on time, so let me ask you a simple question. If you get....