Main Prem Ki Diwani Hoon

Well, here we are again to evaluate a bundle of corny balloons and baloney corn, a chip out of an old block and a block out of an old chip, full of juvenile melodrama and melodramatic juveniles and a whole lot of yabbos & ta-tas and, naturally, ta-tas and yabbos. Oh, forgot the exclamation mark there. So, here is one - in fact three of them - for you to cut and paste in the correct place!!! Tsk-tsk! It's a gross pity the filmmakers never realise their slip-ups and correct them later.

Sanjana (Kareena or Karreina or Curry-naan or… who cares?) is sporting her svelte slips in the intro s....