Spiderman 3

As a wag once quipped, "With great power comes a great electricity bill." Also come the unblinking gaze of the adoring public eye and a wider range of existential choices.

And occasionally comes an unexplained glob of viscous black goo, which propagates rectilinearly and accurately from outer space to the very spot where you're making out with your girlfriend.

The latest offering from the Spiderman franchise isn't the best one, but if you're the kind of person who wants to take a long hard look at a superhero's life when he's not in costume, you'll want to see version 3. ....