The Train

The Train poses several fundamental questions. Whether Emraan Hashmi is an anagram of Himesh Reshammiya is one of them. Whether his leading ladies really want to lock lips with him is another. Going by what appears to be distinct reluctance in a couple of scenes, the answer to the latter appears to be "No".

Unwittingly, one of the characters in The Train spells out the best way to make such movies sell: "bikna hai to bikini chahiye". Perhaps if those sage words had been listened to, The Train would've been a lot easier on the eye. As it stands, one has to sit throu....