Gabbar Is Back, a Tagore remake (okay, Tagore itself was a remake of the Tamil Ramanaa), is such an out and out masala film that it should come with a health warning for dyspepsia. A one-man show from start to finish, it's a treat for Akshay Kumar fans who enjoy watching him barrel his way through "massy" dialogue, thumping action, stock characters, and the mandatory item number. If you're looking for substantial, cerebral cinema with a message, steer clear. But if you're in the mood for escapist fun, then by all means hold on tight to your Pepto-Bismol, and let's take a closer look at Gabbar ....