Gangotri (Raghavender Rao's golden jubilee movie)
Time required: 2½ hours
Ingredients: Chyrsanthemums, marigolds, jasmines or any other wildly colored flowers: 100 kilos
Oranges, Shimla apples, guavas, khajoors, purple angoors other seasonal fruits: Enough to fill screen
Clear water with rose petals: Enough to drench heroine till Thyroid
Mix-and-match silk langa-vonis from Chandana Bros: 42 pairs, enough to reveal her assets she is not donning fruits
Girls (young): One or more depending on availability
Guys: Not more than ....