Darling Darling | Theatres List

Darling Darling has a plot so complicated that only two persons in the cast finally understand what has happened, and those two do not include the heroine or the hero. The heroine cannot understand it for the simple reason that she has just about enough gray matter to crack jumbles of one letter, and any plot that needs more than that much of language to narrate would be too much for the poor girl. The hero cannot understand it for an even simpler reason - the movie doesn't have a hero! So read on as we narrate the mind-numbing plot, but be warned that you will be using u....