Enter The New Dragon | Theatres List

As much as it sounds like an invitation to a newly renovated Chinese restaurant, it just ain't. It is Thai, and it can be called a restaurant if all of us - all of God's children and devout followers of the Oxford English Dictionary - decide to call that mammoth 70mm of flat, off-white celluloid, a restaurant. It can be done, just like this movie can be called Enter The New Dragon. Simply because it can be.

ETND begins by reminding us of Darwin's Theory Of Evolution, the opening scene sees a bunch of dudes climbing a tree with the kind of agility and speed that would put ....