Meet Abhijeet Patil (Sachiin Joshi), a cop with a taste for women, coke (the kind that comes in powder form), gambling, and the obvious.
Take, for instance, this dialogue between our hero and his reporter girlfriend Jia (Vimala Raman), when Abhijeet wakes up in her bed after a night of drunkenness.
Jia: Tum kal raat bohot nashe aaye the.
Abhijeet: Main Bohot Nashe me tha na?
Jia, smiling for some unfathomable reason: Haan, tum bohot nashe me the.
No shit, Sherlocks! This is exactly the sort of IQ we....