I have a friend (let's call him Gumby The Little Green Bear in order to sound discreet about his true identity - and also because it happens to be a rather interesting name for a fictitious character who, err, might be my alter ego). Now Gumby dislikes (because "hate" is too extreme a word for a peace-loving bear) mainstream Bollywood films. He also happens to be crazy about motorsports (F1, NASCAR, monster truck rallies, illegal auto-rickshaw races etc.).
So when a few months back Gumby saw a teaser trailer for Ta Ra Rum Pum he was in a bit of a fix. Here was Saif Ali Khan - lo....