Forget cigarettes, booze and colas - it's films like Tere Naam that should come with warning labels. Here's a definitive guide to the various illnesses, disorders and abnormal conditions that come as a package deal with Tere Naam.
Bad-hair-day-osis: (A condition that is generally known to crop up when you have an important meeting/interview/date.)
Case study: Unfortunately (for us and him), Radhe Mohan (Salman Khan) suffers this condition all through the movie. Initially it's with eye-length strands of gelled hair. If that's not a wig, it must be all the hair trans....