Miss India (the movie) proves that Bollywood has only two kinds of films to offer these days. One, where the plot revolves around a passionate extramarital affair that forces the lead actors to wear minimal amounts of clothing. The other that involves a murder which also forces the lead actors to wear minimal amounts of clothing. There are many profound complications that will not be understood by meagre cretins like us.
Miss India is the story of a murder during the prestigious (har!) Miss India pageant. All the contestants are suspects as every one there has only one objective in....