Women's longing for sex, male impotence, female impotence and men's longing for sex. All Z-grade Hindi porn flicks are the products of the permutations and combinations of these themes. This film dares to be different. In order to be in the safest possible zone, it tries to incorporate all the themes, turn-by-turn, in its script. To call it the kinkiest movie would be an understatement. This is where the English language's limitation is exposed. It does not have enough words to pan a piece of garbage like Shaadi Ke Pehle Aur Shaadi Ke Baad...
The scene starts in a college where a guy is madly after a girl who looks as frigid as frozen butter. Romeo fantasizes about her at every pretext, much to the happiness of the viewer. Later, he threatens to jump off a 4-feet cliff, if FB (frozen butter) does not become the apple of his eyes forever. The butter melts and they even have a song and dance sequence. This was shaadi ke pehle...
Shaadi ke baad, the situation is different; FB is waiting to spread her legs... I mean spread herself on the bread that is Romeo. But Romeo shudders at the thought of sex just like the director shudders at the thought of sensibility in his film. This leaves FB in the lurch and also the viewers. The flashback shows that Romeo once sees his parents having sex and that pisses him off. FB and Romeo are then given counseling by a doctor and all ends happily, much to the viewers' delight.
This reviewer had to keep his temper under check and gave a very abridged version
of the nonsense that he had witnessed, to cause as less harm to the readers as
possible. 1 star is too good a rating for this excrement, but that's the least
that we can give. Every being has a right to happiness and peace, and no matter
how much of a voyeur you may be, you have to be warned against such films. That's
why reviewing is such an altruistic profession.