If sparkly vampires and cheesy, corny romance is your thang, then Mortal Instruments will come as a rude shock. First off, we are adamant to call out some copious amounts of bull, about the movie, that have been doing the rounds of late. It is NOT like Twilight. If anything, the movie seems to be desperately trying to avoid being compared to a franchise where the biggest adventure in the female protagonist's life was to succeed in persuading her prissy vampire boyfriend to knock her up.
The vampires here are terrace-dwelling bloodsuckers, just like the devil - in all his ....