The somewhat Heer-Ranjha type title might lead you to think Veer-Zaara is a story of love and the Ultimate Loss. But Veer Zaara is not a tragedy. The tragedy is that you might have to watch it in the near future. After all, research shows us that there is one frothing Shah Rukh fan for every 20 regular Indians, so it's only a matter of time before one of them drags you for three non-stop hours of Weep-Zyada.
At this point we must reassure you, as we do with many SRK films, lest we get bitten by a fan on the loose: we do not hate Shah Rukh Khan. So please don't hunt us down with ....