It's usually a great kick for audiences to bang the gavel down and pronounce wickedly the absolute failure of two twinkling minims who are making their debut, but unfortunately the ones here seem to have stolen a march over us and have gone ahead and proclaimed themselves that!
Then, there's the script, too. The whole of Yeh Mohabbat Hai seems to have written by someone who's been commissioned a grant by Stanford's creative writing department to ferret deep into the abyss of his mind and come up with the most implausible of plots for a Bollywood pot-boiler. You have to see i....