Who knew that Indians and the Chinese could get along so well, or that their combination could produce such embarrassing results? Kung Fu Yoga has everything to do with Kung Fu, a 60-something veteran martial artist who isn't the Jackie Chan we know, cultural stereotypes, fictitious Indo-Chinese history and mythos, and misunderstood Indian dance forms, but zilch to do with yoga (except for the myths surrounding it). The joint venture is akin to Dumpling-Sambhar or Roti-Wanton Soup; you can blindly believe that it will taste terrible.