Okay, let's get real. The Transformers movies are as much about selling the hugely popular toys behind the franchise as they are about Micheal Bay's penchant for entertaining us with explosions choreographed with all the precision and beauty of a Russian ballet. The sheep that line up for what invariably ends up being mass mind murder do so expecting a film about shiny robots that turn into shiny cars.
So it might come as a bit of a shock to the flock when the film begins with a sequence on dinosaurs. No, not the awesome Dinobots that Hasbro can already feel minting lots of shi....