Tezz | Theatres List

I sat down with a cup of tea to write this review. When I started thinking of good things to balance the bad, I started day-dreaming, and before you know it, the tea was cold. Now I'll have to put the kettle on again, get some more tea, because the current leaves are all gone. You know. Utter disaster.

So I blame Tezz for the lack of hot tea on my table and the excess of Zs in my review. Literally, because they added an extra Z just to make their poster look suitably menacing, and figuratively too, because let's face it, this is one boring film.

Not that you'd get any sl....