"You kill my granny and I'll knock off your guy." That's all, folks! You want
more? Okay! It was crappy, awright? Even more? Omigosh! I didn't know we had such
masochistic readers. Well, you asked for it!
Sheer noise, blinding colors and utter confusion... you bet we are talking about Govinda! Every movie he does, he seems to be getting better or worse at mastering these. Aided by loony plots and hungover directors, he has a gala time showing off those tonsils and that paunch. And Rani Mukherjee pitches in with her dentures in this one.
Chalo Ishq Ladaye basically has two celebs, one who wants a granny dead and the other who wants a sleazeball of a boyfriend dead. They find each other and exchange jobs. Botched up attempts and scratch-and-yawn comedy follows as they try going about their jobs with some dumb cops thrown in to fill reel length. Hilarious, isn't it!
The noise grates on your nerves till you scream in accompaniment. The humor makes you raise those eyebrows till they disappear into your hairline. And the colors... they just add to you. GK, GK... how, you ask? Simple, dummy! You would never know such colors existed till you saw Chi-Chi wearing them!
This movie is just a fermented and rotten result of some good actors trying their
best to match the efforts of their untalented colleagues. You work who is which.
Some credit should also go to the director for having managed such a botched up
job. Now excuse us 'cos we have to sue those guys for causing a migraine-struck,
color-blind reviewer.