Aap Mujhe Achche Lagne Lage Review

: Kemcho, Amisha! Thanks a bunch for taking time off from your designer dhoklas and culinary kadi classes. Well dahling, what can you tell us about your role in AMALL?

Amisha: Well, I have a very challenging role in this flick, requiring intense mental and physical preparations, with emphasis on the vocal prep. Physical, because I had to carry off ghagras weighing about 200kg each plus about 1,800 pounds of accessories, and had 3 thumbs constantly caressing my cheek - it's not fun when all three belong to the same person.

Puss: What about the mental and... vooo...

Amisha (interrupts): You see, it is a comic role with serious undertones (even I haven't figured that one - writer). I had to be mentally prepared to accept this challenging role. My gold medal winning economics course from Tufts University helped me prepare a thorough background of this role (puffs up and smiles). Director Vickram Bhatt utilized my vocal chords to the max... I love you Vickram! I enjoyed shrieking and making wheezing noises like somebody standing in front of the air cooler while it was on, and made loud talking noises. Wait, let me demonstrate... (springs to her feet) - wheeeeee wheeeeeeeeeeeez, wheieeezzxxaas!!! Wheeeeeiiiiiiizzzzzzzeeeeeeeeaaaxxx, aaaaaaaaaaa, boohoo hoopoe!!! (As a writer, I am for once at a loss for words.)

Puss: While Amisha hyperventilates into the big brown bag, let's give a warm welcome to Hrithik.

(Hrithik smiles disarmingly.)

Puss: Why don't YOU tell us about the movie?

Hrithik: (Smiling charmingly, and twitching his biceps embarrassedly) Umm, well, it's the usual love story. I am a regular student Rohit (grins). And I am a student from NEC College.

Puss: National Engineering College, hon?

Hrithik: Heck, no! National Egg Corporation. Anyway, I fall in love with Amisha who is the daughter of an underworld don (Kiran Kumar). I sneak in during Navratri as a singer-dancer-drummer combine, and woo my ladylove.

Amisha (waving): Wheeeeizzzeeee... dat's me, folks!

Hrithik: Anyway, she is this bird in an ivory cage - she hasn't had a glimpse of the outside world. We fall in love, and on the day that she is to get married to somebody else, I sneak her out to my hosetale...

Puss: (Snicker snicker!) He means hostel, chickies!

Hrithik: Yeah, whatever! So now that she has been snuggled out, all hell breaks lose and her psychotic bro turns up, beats the crap outta me, and drags her back home. Amisha, now cornered and with no hope of recovering her lost love, swallows a handful of orange neend ki goliyaan.

Amisha: Actually they were a methyl endocrinal-exp hydrochloric lift-pump angular formulation, Hrithik, not any plain neend ki goliyaan. You see Puss, I am extremely finicky about what goes into my oral cavities!

Puss: Aren't we all, dear?

Hrithik: Like I was saying, this is when the movie turns slightly gory, giving me an opportunity to do my Robocop imitation (which I have been working on for the past 7 years). My Arnie type looks absolutely shake the climax as I pummel and pound one big goon after another. I totally ROCK!

Puss: While Hrithik ascends his egoistic high, why don't we get a reaction from the slightly dazed audience emerging from the halls? Hey fellas, how as the flick?

Chap 1: Sooooper! Hrithik is good, good biceps, Amisha is nice, but why she keep crying? Songs are okay, Hrithik is sooper. He is really looking in love with Amisha!

Chap 2: Good vibes, both hero heroine, good attraction is there. Amisha is wearing many clothes, one on top of another. Many bangles and color-color-bindis also. Hrithik is dancing well.

Puss: What about the story, lovey?

Chap 2: Story? Usual masala. Means we have seen same story, but achcha treatment hai. Love scenes come means background music becomes nice. Amisha keeps doing loud noises when she cries - like this: 'wheeeeiiiiizze waaaaaaiiiiiilllllwheeeixebjwjbs!!!'

Puss: Put a lid on it buddy, I think we get the picture. Looks like it'll go down well with the regular audiences.

Amisha: Oh, it's a total magnet and iron fillings reaction! They'll love the flick!

Puss: Well! That's all I have for you today, my hunny-bunnies. I couldn't tear anybody to shreds today - still reeling form the de-fang treatment I underwent last week. And looks like those sarcasm treatment sessions seem to be working. Ciao from here! (Kiss kiss hug hug!)